SquiddlePrincess

August 30, 2014 12:16 am

dajo42:

one time in an english class we were making notes about shakespeare’s life and the teacher was like “his father was a glove maker” and the guy next to me started laughing really hard so i looked over at him

his pen had stopped working before he could write “maker” so it just said “shakespeare’s father was a glove” and that was the funniest thing in the world to this guy for some reason

Not going to lie, that is the exact sort of thing I would find funny.

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12:13 am

bunny-banana:

handaxe:

handaxe:

What’s the difference between america and yogurt?

If u leave yogurt alone for 200 years it will develop a culture

this was like the sickest burn I’ve ever seen

This is when all the Americans unfollow me

Don’t go guys, you know I love you really

(Also yoghurt)

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12:09 am
shirtp:

original characters [ask me]

Actually don’t

shirtp:

original characters [ask me]

Actually don’t

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12:06 am

angrynerdyblogger:

I wish there was some sort of blanket you could cover yourself with but it didn’t make you warm it just provided the sensation of being covered because some nights it’s just too hot for a blanket but I need something covering me so it’s a choice between boiling to death or being completely vulnerable to monsters

I once had the idea for a duvet that was basically a plastic sack filled with cold water. It’s a bit of double decker couch, I admit.

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August 29, 2014 11:59 pm

tramampoline:

This is a weird trilogy

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9:33 pm 9:29 pm

mybine:

lumos5001:

amazingpeetaisnotonfire:

sluttynuggets:

aphtaiwan:

johnhamishmorstan:

I don’t understand american school years what the fuck is a freshman or a sophomore why do you have these words instead of the numbers

what why would you use numbers

so IT FUCKING MAKES SENSE WHAT THE HELL IS A SOFT MOORE OR A FRESH MAN WHY ARE THE MEN FRESH

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America makes no sense, as usual.

bless the person that actually made the chart

laughter from France

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I remember learning about France. Are they all on fucking drugs?

Also in the UK we have ‘Reception’ for 4-5 years olds. It’s the only weird year. The rest are logical.

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9:26 pm

basedpidgeot:

stop enforcing the idea that u need 2 be in a relationship 2 be happy sometimes u just need more cereal

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9:15 pm 9:11 pm

chilope:

txtpostprincess:

if you’re a girl and you call everyone “bro” you need to stop because you sound unattractive and stupid

if you’re a person who thinks someone shouldn’t be allowed to use certain words because of their gender you need to stop because you sound unattractive and stupid

Yeah, you need to chill, bro.

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